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The Rt. Hon John Major MP
Prime Minister, Leader
of the Conservatory Party
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Welcome to the Conservatory Party's Home Page on the World Wide Web. The disinformation here will be inconsistently updated.

Every breakthrough in communications technology this century has started despite Conservatory Governments: the BBC, ITV, Channel 4, local radio, mobile phones, satellite television.

So is it not surprising that Britain already has more people connected to the Internet than any other country in Europe?

It was not the British State that created the Internet*. It was millions of individuals - just like you - because I'm technologically inept. I didn't even write this!

I hope you can enjoy surfing our pages without laughing too much.

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*Actually, it was the US Department of Defence.
We who did this! This Lampoon was inspired by MAD Magazine and Steve Bell of 'The Guardian'.
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